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Joe Maltase
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I have to say Joe your site makes me laugh, feel hungry, and even wash dishes!!!! I have to say that I laughed so much and felt so happy it was almost a criminal offense…jk. I feel so rad having an uncle with the “know hows” to making a site this well done. For others out there, if you want appliances of true quality call Joe up. This guy is a laugh, gives quality service, and actually gives you what you need…What more could you need??? Just a couple of comments and then I’m done…I promise. One, Joe has the coolest music tracks ever. Two, Joe takes the youth is wasted on the young saying and proves it wrong. This guy has the spirit of a twenty year old and the wisdom of a guy with many years accomplished…and if that’s not enough, he has pugs. Pugs are awesome! See you Joe. You’re awesome! For others out there scoping the site…run as fast as you can to Joe’s store cause he’s the appliance man!